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• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• List of countries Belgium has bombed since the Cold War ended
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• My skin felt like I was falling
• Dogs that have owned me
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• you can't have it both ways
• Could you have danced with me?
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Astro City #5
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I was a homeless bum
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• They don't touch me the same way
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Love me the way that I love you
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• A cat has many ways to enter
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• It could have been me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• The way things have always been done
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Have One On Me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• you have me at a disadvantage
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• And since the games are said to have gone, we are waiting for the war.
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• A memory of a road humans have long since forgotten.
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• tell me what you have in your heart
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• you affect me in invisible ways
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Experience has made me bitter
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• feline allergies
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• What in the world has come over me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• He has redefined me, again and again
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• What golf has taught me
• Japanese alphabet
• I have never felt more alive
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• You have no power over me
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• What have you done for me lately?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• She Will Have Her Way
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Things video games have taught me
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.

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