Findings:

• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Kids have no concept of time
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Where the streets have no name
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• I have no idea!! (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Our calendars have no meaning
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• We Have No Moat
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Computers have no sense of time
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Words Have No Meaning
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• based on events that may have happened
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Californians have no soul
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Atheists have no support group
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• You have no power over me
• Fish have no concept of fire
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I have no faith in your God
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• They have no bones.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Heart, have no pity
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I have no browser and I must node!
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• I have no money and I must pay
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I have no output and I must scream
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• for those to whom name is everything, there is no difference
• I have no hair
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I have no complaint
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Extinction Level Event
• current events
• I heartily endorse this product/event
• things to yell at sporting events
• A Series of Unfortunate Events
• Java event model
• Javascript events
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• In the Event of an Actual Emergency
• International Nuclear Event Scale
• event viewer
• Objective description of an event
• Airborne Toxic Event
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• tail event
• Christmas Jingles of Current Events
• In light of recent events
• Events leading to the American Revolution
• Convention for the Protection of Cultural Property in the Event of Armed Conflict
• Disaster/Event
• Event stream
• CAIR statement on the events of September 11, 2001
• Socrates vs. Homer: The Main Event
• Chase's Calendar of Events
• At the event horizon
• Quick Timer Events
• Vitim event
• I am outside the set of scientifically intelligible events
• twin halves of one august event
• The Event Horizon
• The train of events and the burst
• main event (user)
• October 2006 quests and events (document)
• November/December 2006 quests and events (document)
• Winter 2009 Quests and Events (document)
• Spring 2009 Quests and Events (document)
• Current Events! (e2poll)
• cosmic event horizon
• comic event horizon
• fire season ending event
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• In the event of malicious software, it is highly suggested that you do not literally crash your computer.
• Variables create the most stable event horizons.
• Termination event
• The Carrington Event
• Tunguska event
• mind body events
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?

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