Findings:

• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I have no faith in your God
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Without religion, there is no God
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• No God No Master
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• you can't escape from God on a Sunday
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• You can't have everything
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• God has no free will
• How Man creates his Gods
• No Gods / No Managers
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• GOD EMPEROR OF DUNE DESIRES TO MATE WITH HIS BENE GESSERIT CONCUBINE
• you can't have it both ways
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Kids have no concept of time
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• it's God's work to have us fail
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• No Bobolink -- reverse His Singing
• I can't stand up for falling down
• I have no output and I must scream
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I have no memory of my Mother
• God, I can't imagine not looking at that smile
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• God comments his code, you should too
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• No prayer for the dead gods
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• God bless everyone. No exceptions.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• God does all things to magnify His glory
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• there are no gods in foxholes
• I have no hair
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• God Shuffled His Feet
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• God ignores His oldest children and forgets the quietest
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• They have no bones.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• Houston, we have a problem
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• You don't have any real problems
• No, I don't have channel 11
• You Can't Have Mary
• Our calendars have no meaning
• Heart, have no pity
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• I have no money and I must pay
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• We Have No Moat
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• This is why we can't have nice things
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• I thank God for the things that I can't remember
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• There is no god but God
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Passages in the Bible where God changes his mind
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• For God's sake, just have another election
• The fire of God in his eyes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• God Said No
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• if I can't have silence
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I have the power of God and anime on my side!
• May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
• God is playing marbles with his planets and his stars
• You have no socially redeeming value
• I have no complaint
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Where the streets have no name
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Californians have no soul
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Words Have No Meaning
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• Computers have no sense of time
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Atheists have no support group
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• The one song I can't stand listening to
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You have no power over me
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I have no idea!! (user)
• Fish have no concept of fire
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up

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