Findings:

• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• I have never felt more alive
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• I never really enjoyed destroying cities
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I had a really good time tonight
• Never Had It So Good
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• Questions I have had today
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The death of a man I had never known
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• if you have had your midnights
• Using a command line
• Something I Can Never Have
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• It's never really the past; it's always a version of your own time.
• You can never really escape the fire
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You've never had it so good
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• We have had enough of your beige
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• Questions we will never have answers to
• These are the memories I never had
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I have had enough of Survivor
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I have never
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I Have Never Known a World
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• I never really thought about it
• We were never really friends
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• just because they never bothered to really do
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• you have never been safe
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• The best I never had
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I had pleasant times as well
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Neatest trip I've had
• if I had my druthers
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Had Gadya
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• We had silent conversations
• If I Had Known
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• The seizure I had last night
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• You had better...!!!
• I Had No Right
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• a leg had bared itself
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• We had a record label
• Best smoke I've ever had
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• The Fun They Had
• I had a brother, once
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• He had something to say. He said it.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?

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