Findings:
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- I have never
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- I have one whole anus
- You've never had it so good
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- Questions we will never have answers to
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Never Knowing Quite What I Had
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- Questions I have had today
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- The death of a man I had never known
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Something I Can Never Have
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Never Had It So Good
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- Have One On Me
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- A bird never flew on one wing
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- We have had enough of your beige
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- if you have had your midnights
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- These are the memories I never had
- I have never felt more alive
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- I have had enough of Survivor
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- Words that only have one context
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Using a command line
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- I could have been one of a two
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- you have never been safe
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I Have Never Known a World
- Twelve dreams I had in one night
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- The one my father never met
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- The best I never had
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- I had an Everything dream an hour ago
- Of course we had it tough
- I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
- Canon CAT
- you had to be there
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- A conversation I had with myself once
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- Had Gadya
- I Had a Little Nut Tree
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- Romeo and Juliet had it easy
- The seizure I had last night
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- I once had a cavity
- They had been expecting me
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Al Capone had soup kitchens
- You had better...!!!
- I Had No Right
- Godzilla Minus One
- What the Wizard had to say.
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- The Boy Who Had Everything
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- Miss Lucy Had a Baby
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- I wish I had something worth hiding
- a leg had bared itself
- A preview of a movie you had already seen
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- a man who had fallen among thieves
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
- I had a brother, once
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