Findings:

• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Fight Clubs I have known
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• What We Have Known
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• Where have all the poets gone?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• Sally guests I have known
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• All cats have nine tails
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• My paintings are all I have
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• when all the white horses have broken free
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Dead people I have known
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• All the fairies have gone
• few have known and fewer have shown
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• What it's like to have cancer
• We are all we have
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I must have waited all my life for this
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Knots I have known and loved
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I would like to have emotions
• And All That Could Have Been
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Long Haired Preachers
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• all living things must above all else have hope
• All I have left to lose
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Ghosts I have known
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• I want to have known
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• What is it like to have a soul?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• How long have you known?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I Have Never Known a World
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• What it's like to have a community
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have no complaint
• What have you been smoking?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• You can't have everything
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I have no faith in your God
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I have a dream
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Baptist jokes
• institutions have lives of their own
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I have no hair
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• When I have female children
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error

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