Findings:

• because I have given up any care
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• You stole what they would have given you
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Advice I have been given about girls
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Giving up Smoking
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Smoking up a storm with the devil
• My "Giving Up Smoking" Log
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• People have fucked up before
• Taking up smoking
• What have you been smoking?
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• given name
• given to me in pieces
• Will I be given that chance?
• Ten commandments of man, given to woman
• The Topless March For Breast Cancer (free exams given to all topless onlookers)
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• The Given Heart
• Any Given Sunday
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Names that should never be given to important files
• How to calculate the day of the week for a given date
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I take whatever you're given
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Given Circumstance
• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
• Master key
• Speech given by the Israeli ambassador at the U.N to the Security Council on September 15, 2003
• Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
• given (user)
• Riding the cycle we're given
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• Given To The Rising
• Customer service is a fucking given
• list all the subsets of a given set
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Ever Given
• The definition of space, given waveform
• i was given a mind before i was given a heart
• uncanny valley given audible form
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• grind up the loins
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?

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