Findings:

• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• you have never been safe
• What have you been smoking?
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• In reach. Out of touch.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
• Advice I have been given about girls
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• You have your work cut out for you
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I know I have been dreaming
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• Out of Touch
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• i have been burning for so long
• What Might Have Been
• i have to get out
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• AES may have been broken
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I could have been Canadian
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• the bit of shrapnel in my heart that I can't cut out
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• I could have been one of a two
• He's been places they have not.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Finding out you have cancer
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• How to have an out of body experience
• It's been odd out in the world
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Been
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• I've been living my life half asleep
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• It's All Been Done Before
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• No Trend
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed

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