Findings:

• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Where the streets have no name
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• You can't have everything
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you can't have it both ways
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Where have all the poets gone?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• Dreams where you can't move
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• You Can't Have Mary
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• Where you can't find me
• This is why we can't have nice things
• The screen where you have to press reset
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• if I can't have silence
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Can't Hardly Wait
• It can't rain all the time
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Canted
• Cant hook
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• Anarchy can't last
• Canted Angle
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• You can't make someone love you
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You Can't See It
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Take It with You
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• Why you can't bit copy a CD
• Why Johnny Can't Write
• Brian Cant
• My stuff is everything and baby can't touch my stuff
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Drinks in which you can't taste the alcohol
• Where All the Birds Sit
• canted shot
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• You can't inherit respect
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• Spy satellites can't read your license plate
• Can't Come Down
• The Cant
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• The Girl Can't Help It
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Dammit! I can't win
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• I can't feel my legs
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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