Findings:

• I have no idea!! (user)
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• You have no power over me
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Fish have no concept of fire
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Californians have no soul
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I have no faith in your God
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Heart, have no pity
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I have no hair
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I have no complaint
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• I have no output and I must scream
• Atheists have no support group
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Kids have no concept of time
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Words Have No Meaning
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Where the streets have no name
• General sexuality newsgroup
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Computers have no sense of time
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• They have no bones.
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have no browser and I must node!
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I have no money and I must pay
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Our calendars have no meaning
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• No, but I'll have a beer
• No Idea
• We Have No Moat
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids

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