Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• In this love story we see many of the features of erotic love that philosophy has traditionally found disturbing, and has wished to cure.
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Genius has its own etiquette
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Ha
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Evolution has never been observed
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• A serious error has occurred
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Smoking has class
• Education has failed
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Music Has the Right to Children
• ha!
• How to find something which has been lost
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Something inside has died
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• the hottest it has ever been
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Santa Has Snow Blindness
• She has trouble acting normal
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Morning Has Broken
• Hoo-ha
• The Universe said, Ha!
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• has the X nature
• the time has come
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Ebonics began with pirates
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Canada has low self-esteem
• My warranty has run out
• The Eagle Has Landed
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• God has no free will
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Elvis has left the building
• Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
• my body has taken over my thinking
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Where has the smoke gone?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• Each one has their own story
• She still has my Borges book
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• feline allergies
• Plastic Has Memory
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• Pop has eaten itself
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• ha ha only serious
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• MY life has no carrot
• Time Has Come Today
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Has
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• Satan has your nose
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• gomame no ha gishiri
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Yom Hashoah
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Experience has made me bitter
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• The Path Has Vanished
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• Water has negative calories
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• an nyong ha se yo
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• September has such a feeling
• Your hair has turned white
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• Everyone has an accent
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• 911 has an automated response
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• The etrix has you
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Let Everything That Has Breath
• ne mo ha mo nai
• A community without shame has no future
• The Eagle Has Fallen
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• H.A. Rey
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• ha oto shelanu
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• Death has entered my life once more
• This year has flown
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• My dog has been stolen
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• great things he has taught us

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