Findings:

• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• you would have been
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Mind without body
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I would like to have emotions
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• he would have cried
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• What have you been smoking?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• You stole what they would have given you
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• What pornos would have us believe
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Bernie would have won
• he would have laughed
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you found Jesus?
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• You mean the me that you would be
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• When I have female children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• I have seen the elephant
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I have this delusion
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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