Findings:

• They had been expecting me
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• They Had No Poet
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• The Fun They Had
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• I had been hungry all the years
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• Had Gadya
• you had to be there
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• If I Had the World to Give
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• I've had you here before
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• Neatest trip I've had
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• The seizure I had last night
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• The Spirit had other plans
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Had I not seen the Sun
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I Had No Right
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• had a few
• had
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• These are the memories I never had
• My mistress had a little dog
• I almost had to wait
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Allah Had No Son
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• We had a record label
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Of course we had it tough
• He's been places they have not.
• If I Had $1000000
• Canon CAT
• if I had my druthers
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Jobs I've Had
• The death of a man I had never known
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• When you had left our pirate fold
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• I just had this thought of summer past
• If I Had Known
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• Questions I have had today
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• boss i wish you had told me
• I have had enough of Survivor
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• Houston, we've had a problem
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• If I Had a Hammer
• I had it hard for nuclear power
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• You Had It Coming
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• The best teacher I ever had
• I had pleasant times as well
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• If I had a nickel...
• If I only had a brain
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I had a really good time tonight
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• A conversation I had with myself once
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• The nuns had it coming
• I had my balls shaved
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• i had a dream about the future
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• I Had Always Known
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• We had silent conversations
• I once had a cavity
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• We have had enough of your beige
• You had better...!!!
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• What the Wizard had to say.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• I had cool friends in high school
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Belshazzar Had a Letter
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• a leg had bared itself
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby

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