Findings:

• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Angular banjos sound good to me
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Home surgery
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better him than me
• Are we better than everything else?
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• having
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Dealing with your friends having cancer
• Having narcissists for family is like not having family at all (category)
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Better than Sex
• Two heads are better than one
• Better Than Chocolate
• Having a drug dealer in your car
• Having sex in Finnish
• Monique Alexander having anal sex with a priest
• Indian banjo
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• What can be better than that?
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Is having a job a human right?
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• Physical beings having a spiritual experience
• having fun huh (user)
• Still Having Fun
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Tickling is better than sex
• No better friend, no worse enemy
• Having run away from a wedding reception
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• Smoking a cigarette after having an orgasm
• The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
• Better than Life
• better than 2 (user)
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• When having sex in Poland
• Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Having Sex With An Anorexic Chick
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• Having fun with the Pizza Delivery Boy
• The world is warm and likes having us in it
• A Very Sad Story About a Frog and a Banjo
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• Having An Average Weekend
• The downside of having superpowers
• Worth Having
• Better Than Ezra
• I can do much better than this
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• Want (the state of not having her)
• having fun tomorrow
• i was richer for having known you, friend
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• better than natural
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• having the last word
• Having a shoplifter arrested is apparently an act of racism
• When having sex in Austria
• Tunings for the five string banjo
• Much better than a piss test
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better safe than sorry
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• having a baby
• Dinosaurs? Having a Birthday Party?
• Ethanol is simply sugar having sex in strange positions
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• No one belongs here more than you.
• Even better than the real thing
• Some Days are Better than Others
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• When having sex in Germany
• The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
• He's having a vasectomy
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• without having to set anything on fire
• Tips for having sex in an elevator
• A river having adieu with snow
• Banjo (user)
• Better blatant than latent
• Having to sit next to my ex on my flight from Chicago
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having
• A determination to do better than
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• Better than kicking him into next week
• Are We Having Fun Yet?
• Essay on the ramifications of the white-collar workers having not gained prominence
• the guilt of having feelings
• Banjo
• Original better than the sequel
• for() is better than while()
• Better Than Garbo
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Having a little cry in the toilets at work
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• When having sex in French
• Better Dead Than Red
• Indigenous people are better than you
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• Having sex in Japanese
• Health in The Binding of Isaac 7: Health management or why having 1 HP is near-optimal
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• Dueling Banjos
• Ideas are better than apples
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• better than the best
• EDB is having my alien love child
• On His Having Arrived at the Age of Twenty-Three
• Thoughts While Having Sex
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Why IRC is better than Real Life

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