Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband"

• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• The Hare Who Got Married
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• All I got is my rifle and some stimpacks.
• We Ain't Got All Night
• I Got Six
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• How the chipmunk got its stripes
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• You've Got Stalkers
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I gots a Weasel
• Go on! It's got raisins in it!
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• All he left her was alone
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Everyone's got their drug
• You've Got A Friend
• We've Got A World That Swings
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I've got a little list
• Amidala Got Back
• We've Got Tonight
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• You Really Got Me
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• I got hit by the pizza man
• The Songs That Got Away
• I've Got the World on a String
• i got the wound, if you got the salt
• Got Self Esteem?
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• I got a 1400 on the SAT
• How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
• I got sunshine in a bag
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• Because I Got High
• I've got mine
• I Got Rhythm
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• more sure of all I thought was true
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• All good men are either gay or married
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• some say he was never here at all
• I remember when all this was trees
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• I've got the Internet
• Got
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Have I Got News for You
• Blue Got Up
• I got pierced
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• I got your nose
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
• How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Ya Got Trouble
• We've got company
• i got nothin (user)
• Freddy Got Fingered
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• The day Wendy's snake got away
• How Stella Got Her Groove Back
• How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
• Ain't We Got Fun?
• Your cable TV just got better!
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• How Pac-Man got his name
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• All the girls you slept with are getting married
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• All you ever did was let it happen
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• all it cost him was a Penny
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Got Milk?
• You've got mail
• I got the babel fish!
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I've Got a Secret
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Got to buck
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• The Statue Got Me High
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• The one that got away
• Got Beer?
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• Johnny Got His Gun
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
• Why I got my tattoo
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Everything got me fired!
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• Got prostate cancer?
• You've got another think coming
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• I got a good feeling!
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left

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