Findings:
- The day I found out I was a guy
- I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
- The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- He was found
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
- I actually, um, created, um, thefez
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- This is what Scientologists actually believe
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- No one actually cares.
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- found poetry
- Found
- found objects
- Have you found Jesus?
- Poem I found on the bus
- found this morning
- Lost and Found Sound
- Graffiti found in Pompeii
- Found Paean to Vancouver
- Zarro Boogs found
- Duplicates Found: (superdoc)
- lost and found
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- found sound
- Fortunately I Found My Copy of Candide
- The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- What Manner Candide Found Miss Cunegund and the Old Woman Again
- something I found last night
- Phrases found at the end of interesting stories
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- International Monetary Fund
- page not found
- I found the LORD that other day...
- Found: one slightly damaged happy meal toy
- Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
- Today I found a sparrow near death
- You seek not what you have found
- I found my friend Broken
- A New Found Glory
- Found Art Log: 9/26/00
- Lost & Found
- Found Poem
- Found sleep and, now I know tired
- Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
- She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
- Found on Bancroft Avenue
- 404 Not Found
- How the Wizard Found Dorothy
- Lost and Found (user)
- we found an old letter
- I found $100 today
- I Found the Room That I Will Haunt
- ScanDisk found lost clusters
- disturbing things found in fast food bathrooms
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- I found him in my head, reading starlight
- The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
- ROM basic not found
- Realizations about reality found after sufficient higher education
- I found a home in the spent wax of your candle
- I found God
- What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
- Sample population found statistically insignificant
- Found art
- Muses Are Found in Odd Places
- Button-Bright is Lost, and Found Again
- Which is not to be found in our obituaries
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- the pleasures of insomnia are ones i haven't found
- FOUND Magazine
- The day after I found you again
- Live in all found
- To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
- found tape
- only honest knives are found buried in backs
- we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
- She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
- The clouds found us, under the sky eating up streets
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- Missing Monkies Found Shaved
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
- she had already found her party
- Values found through living
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- file not found
- Not Found (user)
- Lost and Found in Gunflight Metaphor
- Found Poem: From a Study on Reading Habits, Grade 1 Responses
- Speeding through the desert I found a fire I'd forgotten
- Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
- The morning I found my mother dead
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- Found in Space
- Nothing Found
- I found a reason
- Poem I found in the scene shop at high school
- Found: little doll in a purple jumper
- spam as found poetry
- Everything Found
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
- Hearts Found, Hearts Filled (category)
- the new depth, here found in the afternoon breeze
- Contemplating the Erectile Tissue Found in Nasal Passages
- Old comments found in my epistemology textbook
- Found Objects: A Seaside Postcard
- In this love story we see many of the features of erotic love that philosophy has traditionally found disturbing, and has wished to cure.
- Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
- Found Objects: A Seashell
- New Found Frost
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