Findings:
- Stop acting like an asshole
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- why girls like assholes
- Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
- The night when I felt like speaking my mind
- You felt like home
- I felt like a shadow casting a man
- Never felt so much like singing the blues
- the first kiss that felt like a first kiss
- I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
- the time I felt like a real man
- She felt like the word 'shatter'
- My skin felt like I was falling
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- I felt like soft serve
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
- Trying to remember what love felt like
- words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- asshole
- Coffee-drinking Assholes
- Asshole Race
- Presidents & Assholes
- The theory that women prefer assholes
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- How to be an asshole
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
- ass$hole (user)
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- Every Day an Asshole
- Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole
- Dance-floor asshole
- Berangier of the Long Asshole
- Assholes and elbows
- The I-95 Asshole Song
- An Asshole (user)
- Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
- International Assholes' Day
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- asshole (user)
- Asshole Bitch (user)
- Assholes and Douchebags: A Comparison
- The dream people were being assholes.
- Employment Anti-Discrimination Rights Once Again Denied To Assholes
- assholes (user)
- Assholes on the internet
- so many assholes
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Christ, what an asshole.
- fried asshole
- Christ, what an asshole
- How to dismantle an asshole
- Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
- Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
- It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
- Get fucked, asshole!
- The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
- Tinky Winky
- Biggest Internet scam of all time
- biggest
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- Biggest fear
- The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
- The biggest ball of twine in the world
- Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
- Smoking dope in the world's biggest homemade carburetor pipe
- World's Biggest Bookstore
- your biggest childhood fantasies of organized Big Wheel races
- Biggest Finest Revolver
- The biggest dose of LSD ever
- World's Biggest Most Dangerous Lily Pad
- My Biggest Secret
- The biggest Mary Sue in the world
- How to make the World's Biggest Artificial Afro
- MissJadeStar and the biggest ever MFC tip
- Love Is Not Constantly Wondering If You Are Making the Biggest Mistake of Your Life
- The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
- Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
- Everything's Biggest Stars (superdoc)
- felt
- Felt grain
- Felt? Yes.
- I felt a Funeral, in my Brain
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- And in that brief moment, I indeed felt cool
- I felt totally at peace with the universe
- fuzzy felt
- I have never felt more alive
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- Ever felt that?
- I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
- I felt the rain's cool finger-tips
- I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
- My body felt heavy in flight
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
- How to unfelt a felted sweater
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- plate of felt (user)
- I felt a Funeral
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- W. Mark Felt
- I listened to the rain and the Atlantic, and I felt safe
- I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- needle felt
- wet felt
- When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
- Roofing felt
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- The moment I finally felt real
- A mistake never felt so right
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- Like
- Smells Like Teen Spirit
- breeding like rabbits
- Fuck like crazed weasels
- Trip Like I Do
- Tastes like chicken
- Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
- Beat like a redheaded stepchild
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- My cat's breath smells like cat food
- Head Like a Hole
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- Escape from the Planet of the Apes
- Wine that tastes like sour Kool-Aid
- Lovin' you like rubbers
- I never thought it would be like this
- Took a lot to live a lot like you
- Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
- I know what it's like to be dead
- Walk Like an Egyptian
- It's Like, You Know...
- Take it like a man
- Suicide is a legitimate option in a case like this
- hung like a horse
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Cake Like
- Making like the rabbits
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Spies Like Us
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- Party Like It's 1499
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- I thought paper cuts were like lightning
- I do not like doctors
- like an ashtray
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- In like Flynn
- I like my coffee the way I like my women
- Driven Like the Snow
- The future like a corpse in snow
- Run Like Hell
- Like there's no tomorrow
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