Findings:

• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• 'T is so much joy!
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• my p166 isn't so cool anymore
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• So much nothing
• Why I love Pascal so much
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• oh, such fear as drives so much acquisition
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• So much for the nodegel Standards Committee.
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• feel now (user)
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Music was better in the old days
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• So Much for the Ten Year Plan
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• just so much slavery (user)
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• I can do much better than this
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I'm so tough
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I walk around when I'm high
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• i feel so small
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• So Much For the Afterglow
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• So much it scares me
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• So Much for Dreaming
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• so much to say
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• So much road kill
• evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Much better than a piss test
• so many assholes
• It's the first day of summer and already I feel yesterday's fingers clenched tight around my throat
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• You may now feel old
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Using Red Hat and it feels so good
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• Now I'm Nothing
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm so sorry
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• now I'm down in it
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God

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