Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I dream I'm in a play I've never read before, and in an hour it's being performed"

• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• You really ought to read my writeup before you comment on it
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Dreams of Being Eaten Alive
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I did this once before, in a dream
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• First Scenes for Plays I'll Never Finish
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I've been here for 5 hours
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• The Hours Before the Night Count
• I saw women acte, a thing that I never saw before
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• This dream is tied to a horse that will never tire
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Just before never waking
• I dreamed about you for 29 years before I met you
• can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
• The Wild Colonials
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• read all instructions before beginning
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• The dream people were being assholes.
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Hast Never Come to Thee an Hour
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I've Never met a nice South African
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• The Rumi I never read
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• A profile is never motionless before our eyes
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Being a dickhead
• Read this before the party
• Books to read before you give up on fantasy
• play at a game of constantly being wrong with a priceless set of vocabularies
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Persistent Dreams of Being Inbetween
• In a dream you are never eighty
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• never rainbow Dream
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• I've had you here before
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I've never
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Why I've never been ice skating
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I Never Dream of Violets Anymore
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• Books Senso Has Read (category)
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• The sun never shines in my dreams
• never again is what you swore the time before
• The dream before
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• before common era
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Before the Rain
• The Island of the Day Before
• Before and After Science
• pearls before swine
• Before Thinking
• JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
• Cybersex before it was cool
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• Chronology of communication before electricity
• best before date
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Vaguer than before. Slip.
• Ground rush
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Wei Chi, before completion
• Think before you speak
• Before Choice Disturbs
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Before Choice Disturbs Poem
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• the days before porn
• A buddha before history
• RFC 1882
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• It's All Been Done Before
• The impending nickname shortage
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Before you ask a question
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• If I should die before I wake
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• Before Night Falls
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• The Night Before
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Service Before Self
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• Before Time Was
• A Love Before Time
• before the mast
• naked before you
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Shake Before Using...
• We've heard it all before
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• Just a word before tomorrow
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• Sobering up before going to bed
• My life closed twice before its close
• The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
• color photography before color film
• Twas the night before eye surgery
• make before break
• break before make
• Life before death
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• Long Gone Before Daylight
• Pride Goeth Before a Fall
• Photography and religion
• Driving before dawn
• Before the Flood
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Before the Red Cliff Rhapsody
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• A Hymn Before Battle
• Don't Leave Before the Miracle
• Eighteen seconds before sunrise
• Egypt before Nasser
• How we were, before we were

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