Findings:

• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You don't have any real problems
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Baptist jokes
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Work like you don't need the money
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• Stoned music memories
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
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• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• don't throw good money after bad
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• love like you don't need the money
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't have a television set
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Cats don't have brakes
• A reason to drink
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• So you don't have to
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I have a punklin and you don't
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• You don't have to remember my name
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• No, I don't have channel 11
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• because I have given up any care
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I don't have the time
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• you don't have to do this
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Bitch Better Have My Money
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I have no money and I must pay
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• any
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• very funny money handler
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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