Findings:
- I don't have the time
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Cats don't have brakes
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- In the time you have
- Kids have no concept of time
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- I don't get many things right the first time
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- Long Haired Preachers
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Stoned music memories
- I have a punklin and you don't
- A reason to drink
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- You don't have to remember my name
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- So you don't have to
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Why don't I have votes today?
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I don't have a television set
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- You don't have any real problems
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Computers have no sense of time
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- you don't have to do this
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I must have called a thousand times
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
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