Findings:

• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You don't have any real problems
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Don't think of...
• Think globally, don't act.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I don't have a television set
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Don't think about it
• The tattoo phenomenon
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Don't Make Me Think
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I don't think I like love
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Cats don't have brakes
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• A reason to drink
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Any day now
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• I don't think the sun was up
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• you don't have to do this
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• I don't have the time
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Baptist jokes
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't think of her
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't think I like your system
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Stoned music memories
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• You don't have to remember my name
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Don't look now
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• because I have given up any care
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• So you don't have to
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.

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