Findings:

• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• The Funniest One-Sided Conversation I'll Ever Hear
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• I don't think I like your system
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• figure out
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Think globally, don't act.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• Don't work at a golf course
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Don't you ever go to work?
• It's as close as I'll ever give to genuine
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Figure It Out
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Don't think of...
• I don't think I like love
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Don't Make Me Think
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't go out without a coat
• I don't think the sun was up
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• I figured out Faith
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I figured it all out
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Don't think about it
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Boys Don't Cry
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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