Findings:

• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I don't swim in your toilet
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Please Don't Bury Me
• So you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please don't send your resume
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Please don't bring your kids
• I don't want to fall so easily
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Please Don't Destroy
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• please don't go
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please don't feed the troll
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't order meat well-done
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If at first you don't succeed
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't read song analyses
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
• I Don't Sleep, I Dream

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