Findings:
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- You don't have any real problems
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I don't have the time
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- unless you have integrated
- you don't have to do this
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Stoned music memories
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- So you don't have to
- Cats don't have brakes
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- A reason to drink
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I have a punklin and you don't
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- You don't have to remember my name
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Don't talk shop in a club
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- I don't have a television set
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Absolutely Fabulous
- Absolutely Free
- absolute power corrupts absolutely
- Absolutely Everything Else!
- Absolutely, to someone else
- How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
- Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
- How to Make an Absolutely Delicious Hot Chocolate in a Jiffy
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- (Don't Fear) The Reaper
- Don't try this at home
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- You Don't Know Jack
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Americans don't speak English
- Don't shit where you eat
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Don't order meat well-done
- Don't Tell Alfred
- Don't mess with Texas
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- Don't fuck llamas
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- Don't Go Out the Door
- I don't think of her
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't lock your keys in your car
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Cats don't masturbate
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Don't feed the bears
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- Dead languages don't change
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Two wrongs don't make right
- Don't read song analyses
- (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Old video games don't die
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- Don't hold your breath
- French Canadians don't speak French
- If you don't want thorns, choose roses
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Dream Log: I don't remember
- Don't quote me on that
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Don't Block the Box
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