Findings:

• You remember how to whistle don't you?
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• How Stella Got Her Groove Back
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Here is how to make flame sing
• How Maria got herself a pussy
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• How the Fairy got in the Coke Machine
• How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Logitech Driving Force Wheel
• How did I end up here?
• How the American flag got raped
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• I don't know how to smile
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• Somehow it's all connected. I just don't know how.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I don't remember all that much
• How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
• How do you remember things?
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• You, standing
• I don't remember
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't piss here
• Sorry, I don't work here
• You don't have to remember my name
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• How the chipmunk got its stripes
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• How Hazelnut got torn a new arsehole
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• How Greg got the Prosperity Baby-Proofed
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
• How Six Men Got On in the World
• How Pac-Man got his name
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• remember who you were before you came here
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• I came out here to remember it all
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Do not remember how these depths are cold
• Words to help you remember how it feels
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Who we Meet, Who we Remember
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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