Findings:

• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• You don't have any real problems
• emotions others don't get to see
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• What You Don't See in the City's Shadows
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Stoned music memories
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• So you don't have to
• I have a punklin and you don't
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• you don't have to do this
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Lord Willing and the Creek Don't -- Never Mind, The Creek is Rising.
• Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• I don't see like you
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• A reason to drink
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• I don't want to see her
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't mind if you forget me
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a television set
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Don't trust everything you see
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• It's okay as long as you don't fall in love
• Don't see the attraction
• I don't feel gay
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't have the time
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Arguments don't change minds
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Boys Don't Cry
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Don't piss here
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
• I Don't Sleep, I Dream

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