Findings:

• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't have the time
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I don't get many things right the first time
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Stoned music memories
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Kids have no concept of time
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• You don't have to remember my name
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• A reason to drink
• Why don't I have votes today?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Long Haired Preachers
• Computers have no sense of time
• You have far too much time on your hands
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• So you don't have to
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I don't have a television set
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• You don't have any real problems
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• you don't have to do this
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• In the time you have
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I must have called a thousand times
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

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