Findings:
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I have a punklin and you don't
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- I used to have so many dreams
- Bold of you to assume I have friends
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- You don't have to remember my name
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Cats don't have brakes
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- A reason to drink
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- you don't have to do this
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- I have lost many things, so many
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- I have too many clothes
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Stoned music memories
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- So you don't have to
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Friends don't let friends node drunk
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Why don't I have votes today?
- I don't have a television set
- I don't get many things right the first time
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- You don't have any real problems
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have the time
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- You have __ friends! (e2poll)
- I have a friend
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- I have lots of gay friends
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Many have died; you also will die.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
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