Findings:
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Have you come here to play Jesus?
- Why don't I have votes today?
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- don't let them scare you
- So you don't have to
- Stoned music memories
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- When I have female children
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- You don't have to remember my name
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Baptist fear of dancing
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- I don't want children
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Baptist jokes
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- you don't have to do this
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- What, we don't shoot them now?
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- You don't have any real problems
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- Why I want to have children
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Beware: Children At Play
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Why I Don't Want Children
- We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- I don't have a television set
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Why do children have to die?
- Cats don't have brakes
- A reason to drink
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I have a punklin and you don't
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I don't have the time
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Play for Children with Disabilities
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
- Let them have Festivas
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Actors who have played Hitler
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- Methuselah's Children
- Keep out of the reach of children
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- children's book
- Children with magnets
- Millions of Dead Children
- Children's Television Workshop
- Albuquerque Children's Museum
- Children of God
- Music Has the Right to Children
- how many children are bedwetters
- Drug-guzzling children entertainers
- T.A.Z.: Wild Children
- Tobacco smoke can harm your children
- Miseducation of the children
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Children and Youth Services
- Give Me Your Children
- Small children remember in black and white sometimes
- The Torture of Children -- The World's Secret Shame
- Atheist children get presents day
- Children's Television Act of 1990
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Children of Chernobyl
- Shopping in the Children's Clothes Section of Target
- Japanese elementary school children
- suffer the little children to come unto me
- Prospero's Children
- Dream Children: A Reverie
- The children are all crying in their pens
- Mason's Children
- Israeli Children's Songs
- Tourist children's souls taste better
- River Wearing Children's Limbs
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