Findings:

• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• one-night stand
• Awkward as a silent breakfast after a one night stand
• Human Craig's disastrous One Night Stand
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't know what else to do
• The further adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Things one should do while naked
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• The ones who are happy to survive are inside, partying. The ones who strive for evolution are outside, alone, seething with contempt, working through the night.
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• A Thousand and One Arabian Nights
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• One Night Alone
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• One Night in a Jamesway -- Antarctica
• One Night Only
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• The Fox Went Out for a Chase One Night
• The one song I can't stand listening to
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Do Not Worry Little One
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• I don't know what to do with you
• The adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• It Happened One Night
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• One More Night
• One night in NYC
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• One Night in Waldport and your tie rod's broken
• One Night With The King
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• I don't believe in anything
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Do Not Stand At My Grave and Weep
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• which do not stand scrutiny
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• See one, do one, teach one
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Love the one you don't need
• Don't stand so close to me
• you don't have to do this
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• don't spend it all in one place
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• A parable I wrote one night
• Night Games (Part One: The Return)
• double FF night in Glasgow, part one
• it's just one of those nights..
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• One More Saturday Night
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• One Night I Think
• Vigil Strange I Kept on the Field One Night
• Night of the Living Jeopardy! Champion: Round One
• One Night in Figueras
• One fine day in the middle of the night
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• Don't do that then!
• Late one October night
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• give me one night to show the savage
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• DOS
• DOS memory management
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Where do you want to go today?
• What I do with my philosophy degree
• Do aliens exist?
• Do Her
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• It's not the size, it's what you do with it
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Do you know me?
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• And What Do You Think?
• Do I dare to eat a peach?
• What do you want to see happen?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do a crouch
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
• What You do While I Slumber
• Chung Do Kwan
• do not disturb
• and if you do, take pictures
• What to do with XP
• dos dedos mis amigos
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it

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