Findings:

• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I want to have your abortion
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• I didn't want him
• Live Era '87-'93
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• Sex in a small car
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• You, standing
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Animals people have sex with
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Why I want to have children
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I didn't want to know that
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• People want what they cannot have
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• They didn't have the heart
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Sex with a chicken
• General sexuality newsgroup
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• I want to have known
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• How to have lesbian sex
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I Want Your Sex
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Baptist fear of dancing
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• She only wants me for sex
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Baptist jokes
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I didn't change anything!
• didn't
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• I wish I didn't live in the city
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• And They Didn't Die
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Redundancy in DNA
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The pictures that I didn't take
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• What she didn't say
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Things Didn't go Differently
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• as if he didn't exist
• Don't care didn't care
• I didn't smoke THAT much
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• It’s herself she didn’t love
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists
• Didn't it Rain
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended

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