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• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• The glass is half full and half empty
• The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It has a design factor of two.
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• The glass is half full
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• I wish I was a half of a two
• The glass is always completely full
• I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Laundromats are purgatory with half empty vending machines
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Clouds drifting in front of the half full moon
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Half the work, half the pay. Or not?
• I'll take my half whole
• Half Nelson
• Four and a Half Years of Struggle Against Lies, Stupidity and Cowardice
• Seven and a half hours, dreamless
• Song of Ceber 3: Tanis Dragon Half
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• I've had you here before
• Half Hidden
• Fat Free Half & Half
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
• and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket’s end against the door.
• Round half up
• I Had Always Known
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• Kind eyes and half smiles
• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• Half Life
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Half blood
• Getting there is half the fun
• Flowing Hair Half Dime
• Half a circle -- my foray into long lost geometry
• Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• Sex with my accountant was always really, really efficient
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Jesus at half mast
• Guide to Chord Formation : Diminished, Half Diminished, and Augmented Chords
• Half a Canyon
• half spear
• half a bar of lavender soap
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• We have had enough of your beige
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• The Policeman's Beard is Half Constructed
• Half a peach, glistening
• five and a half minute hallway
• Half Angle Formulae
• Boo, age two and a half
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• A glass jar full of marbles
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• Half Shower
• Draped Bust Half Dime
• One Half
• A star that shines twice as bright burns for half as long
• Half the intelligence of a speed bump
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• that starfish that you threw back in the sea was already dead and the parent seagull had nothing to take to the newly hatched chicks who then starved
• Half Baked
• Half Title
• "A gentleman and a scholar" is only half right
• Looking all over Hell's half acre
• It Ain't Half Hot, Mum
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Drink eight glasses of water a day
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Man who invented half sour pickles (user)
• A month from a skylark, a half from a finch, a little from a wagtail and not a day from a swallow
• A Year and a Half in the Life of Metallica
• Presque Isle Half Marathon
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• OR WAS IT
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• I have had enough of Survivor
• I Thought I Had Enough
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• Half seas over
• Half a Proverb
• Capped Bust Half Dime
• Half Baked Hero (user)
• Lipstick prints wiped off on sleeves cut up for rags half a century ago
• Half thong
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• half adder
• half-assed
• half bath
• Nine and a half
• week and a half
• Half a King
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Half and Half
• A half smile kind of conversation
• half fly
• England, Half English
• Half of the Empire
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• Half open connection
• Seated Liberty Half Dime
• Half and Suzanne Zantop
• Half fried chicken
• Round half to even
• Lying on the grass in the empty stadium, next to you, regretting the things I've said
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Dividing a Cake in Half solution
• Half A Life
• half splitting
• deuce and a half
• Half the World
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• I didn't always have this cool job
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• It's easier to drink on an empty stomach than to eat on a broken heart
• The glass is full.
• Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas
• Half Man Half Biscuit
• time and a half
• half cadence
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• With him it was always like
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• I've got more than enough to eat at home
• half lotus position
• L/AofSC:MANHOOD, second half
• Flowing Hair Half Dollar
• Half Dollar Hockey
• half halt
• Half your age plus seven
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• I was searching glass
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.

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