Findings:

• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Windows tries to cover up its mistakes
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• I Started Something I Couldn't Finish
• We did not make this up
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• How to make roses open up
• To make up for this, I ate a lot of pastries.
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Make shit up
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Poco tries to make a delivery
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
• Make Up Rate Stamp
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
• make up sex
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Up to something
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Kiss and make up
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• I couldn't see them through all the corn
• I couldn't see past my second eyes
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• It couldn't be
• I just couldn't work like that
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I couldn't care less
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Because I couldn't
• It Couldn't Be Done
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• I couldn't sleep for days after this awful dream.
• I Couldn't Paint Golden Angels
• The boy who couldn't look at himself
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• I told her I couldn't sleep
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• My chest roared. I couldn't help myself.
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Why couldn't John
• What Noah couldn't know-ah
• Time has inertia we couldn't observe
• It couldn't be us
• remember when computers couldn't walk?
• 11 reasons I couldn't finish this node
• It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• funny
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• Funny paper
• Funny Macintosh Errors
• Sexist jokes
• Funny bone
• Funny Feet
• funny disclaimers
• Trying to use tab completion in funny places
• A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
• Naming your computer
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
• funny fat guy who dies
• Funny Black Man
• That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
• A funny story about my Egyptian Grandmother
• Funny C declarations
• funny fag
• funny pages
• Hearts are funny, fragile, things
• not as funny as it used to be
• Insulting softlinks
• That funny nerve feeling in my foot
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Betty MacDonald
• My Funny Valentine
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• A Smile is a Funny Thing
• huge marketing muscle powered by VC funny money
• funny UNIX commands
• Games Workshop's Funny Dice
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Your Sucking Funny Day
• Funny Times
• Funny Face
• Hobart's Funnies
• Funny car
• funny (user)
• A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
• A funny thing happened on the way to Ebay
• Funny Games
• funny one (user)
• A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
• Funny van Dannen
• Funny Ha Ha and Funny Peculiar
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• --funny name-- (user)
• How To Be Funny
• (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace Love And Understanding
• On Acid, Everything is Funny
• Menstruation jokes are NOT funny. Period.
• Funny like that
• funny how cliches stay true
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• very funny money handler
• Men make more money than women
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• How to make brown
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• how to make a mess
• Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
• make love
• Make money fast
• Make Penis Fast!
• The 'Time to make the donuts' guy
• This dress makes you look fat
• Time to make the donuts
• Who makes God's rules?
• make ends meet
• Let's Make a Deal
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• Maked
• Make 7-Up Yours
• Nine tailors make a man
• James makes it funky
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• Noises animals make in different languages

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