Findings:

• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I could have been one of a two
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• What have you been smoking?
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I wish I was a half of a two
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• I could have been Canadian
• Advice I have been given about girls
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• He's been places they have not.
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• I know I have been dreaming
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• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• i have been burning for so long
• What Might Have Been
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The day I was showering with two black men
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
• a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• AES may have been broken
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Two virgins about to have sex
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Why we have two ears
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• I've been living my life half asleep
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed

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