Findings:

• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Could I Have Been?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm glad I'm white
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I could have been Canadian
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• I could have been one of a two
• I'm Glad
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• What have you been smoking?
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Advice I have been given about girls
• He's been places they have not.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Im Elvis (user)
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• What Might Have Been
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• the only comfort we could ever have
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• The path we have been walking
• Let them have Festivas
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I'm
• IM
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I have just been shot
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• AES may have been broken
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• i have been burning for so long
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Penis for a day
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• They could have saved Kevin
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• Could you have danced with me?
• How we could still have a President Trump
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• How could you ever have enough?
• Astro City #5
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer

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