Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I could get all philosophical and mushy here and write a bunch of stuff to make you cry or gag and mention how life is short, etc. etc. and all that here, but I think I'll spare you and just say this"

• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• some say he was never here at all
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• You, standing
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• Here All Alone in Silence
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Here is how to make flame sing
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• we all float around here
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Can't we all just get along?
• I came out here to remember it all
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• We all float down here
• Were you here at all?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• We All Float Down Here: The 2017 Halloween Horrorquest
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• She is all I am listening to here
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• We're All Mad Here
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• I must say, you present all kinds of wonderful thoughts
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• You're All I Need to Get By
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• The Epistemological Inquiry, or, Existence, at all
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• The channels switch, but it's all television.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• One letter can make all the difference
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• it's all just god talking
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Why sales guys make all the money
• How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
• All Altruists Gladly Make Gum In Gallon Tanks
• Make Poverty History Nodermeet: Subverting Social Justice agendas all in the name of a partay!
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• It's all just noise
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• confusion in her eyes that says it all
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• They are all pretty but fading.
• And they all just stood and stared
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• we can all just be around other people
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• Can't we all just be friends?
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• We are all extras in some famous person's life.
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• we are all just books reading each other
• Not all at once, but in a wave
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• all net, nothing but territory
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• A quick wit gets all the farther on a head start.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• make all
• Fuck them all but the six
• It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap
• They think it's all over
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• To love and lose or not at all?
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• And All That Could Have Been
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Death makes angels of us all
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
• Man Punches Shark, Gets All the Glory
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Arsonists Get All The Girls
• How it all began
• it's all just symbol manipulation
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• All good men are either gay or married
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• All words are meant poetically. Else we'd all just point and possibly grunt.
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• All gods but your own
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?

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