Findings:

• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• So you don't have to
• I can see the evening stars
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• As any fool can plainly see
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I can still see you
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• I can see your house from here
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Baptist jokes
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Why don't I have votes today?
• No, I don't have channel 11
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• What You Don't See in the City's Shadows
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Stolen truck, laceration, yes officer I can explain everything
• Can I have a light?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I can see her face
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• As far as the eye can see
• all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
• We can see everything as it truly is, except things we hold dear
• What can infants see?
• Damn, you can see stars
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• what can i see without looking?
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• How can I see far?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't have a television set
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• emotions others don't get to see
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't trust everything you see
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't see the attraction
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have the time
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• You don't have any real problems
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• You can see through my mask
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• I Can See for Miles
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You can see right through me
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• She is glowing on fire. can she see that?
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• like you're blind but still can see
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• I can see the lacy blue of your lust beneath the surface
• Can you not see the Nazi
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I don't see like you
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't want to see her
• A reason to drink
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Cats don't have brakes
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• once you see a can of white paint and a black cat...
• Something I Can Never Have
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't have to remember my name
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Stoned music memories
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived

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