Findings:
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- You can never really escape the fire
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- You can never get away from yourself
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- University students can be really stupid
- Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
- Something I Can Never Have
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Who needs modesty anyway?
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- you never can tell with bees
- The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
- Helping people cheat
- Who are "they" anyway?
- who needs toenails, anyway?
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- Gravity really gets me down
- You who never arrived
- I never really thought about it
- I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
- Who am us, anyway?
- The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- You Can Play These Songs With Chords + 10
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- The man who can fix anything
- Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
- Never chew on a soda can tab
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
- The More You Suffer, The More It Shows You Really Care
- Seven words you can never say on television
- Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Never get involved in a land war in Asia
- It's knowing that I'll never get lost
- Can things really change?
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- Can we all just get along?
- These are the memories I never had
- I never really enjoyed destroying cities
- Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
- What can you get for three cents?
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- You never can tell
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- Can I Get An Amen?
- E2 can only get better (e2poll)
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Knowledge can never be certain
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- These are the only hands I can give
- Who can know it?
- Who Cares A Lot
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
- I never get mail
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- Type A blood
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- If you existed I would never get out of bed
- Let's get just one thing straight
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- You'll never get away with this!
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
- How to crack root and not get caught
- Who gets to decide?
- Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
- The Man Who Never Sleeps
- We were never really friends
- Who never lost, are unprepared
- Using a command line
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- never know who told it best
- Never straight; always gaily forward!
- The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
- People who don't smoke will never die
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- You can never go home again
- Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- Can I get a sketch?
- Can I get MTV from kissing?
- Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- The least I can get away with
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- can you get enough of me?
- I never bend what I can break
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- you can never quarantine the past
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- we can get along even though we disagree
- You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Save your apologies for someone who cares
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Incredibly, I still really care
- The Book of Who Cares
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- Does God care who wins?
- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
- There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- I can neither confirm or deny these charges
- None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
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