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• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• If you'll form a line here, the tour starts in ten minutes
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• Now more than ever
• librarians; mapmakers - fear more than papercuts
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• Fricassee of chicken in ten minutes
• Home surgery
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
• There is more of me than you imagine
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• you can't start a fire without a spark
• Child support is more than just money
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• How to get more change than you deserve
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• More than a petal, less than a bouquet
• E2 Quest: More Than Walls
• Before Thinking
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• When two legs are worth more than gold
• Side effects include explosive acne, terminal constipation, loss of extremities, uncontrollable pyrokinesis, and erections lasting more than four hours due to rigor mortis.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Opulence and Squalor are ten minutes apart
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• music means more than this
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• More evil than Satan himself
• kitchen floor
• The last cigarette before you start smoking again
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• Listening with more than your ears
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• More than sight
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Vaguer than before. Slip.
• these are no more your dreams than this is your sky
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• A proctor is more than just a reader
• Everything is more complicated than you think
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Some things are more important than sleep
• More than meets the eye
• Why can't I stop thinking about you?
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Round the Moon: 1: Twenty Minutes Past Ten To Forty-Seven Minutes Past Ten P. M.
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Men make more money than women
• Ten Minutes Till Bedtime
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Life has more twists than a rope
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• It was more than perfect understanding
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
• more than ashes
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• CNN is more addictive than crack
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• More Than Toast
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• Ten Years and More
• The impending nickname shortage
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• More than just a song
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• more dogs than bones
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• More than we bargained for
• more moxie than brains
• Negative reviews are more fun to read than positive reviews
• My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• More than friends
• True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• Much More than a Soup!
• Why dates of manufacture are more logical than dates of expiry
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• More Than Leaves Are Falling
• More Than You Bargained For
• So my dreams are more than real
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Faces on the Kitchen Floor: Belmez, Spain, 1971
• Staring at the floor pattern in the kitchen
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• Ten Minute Play
• Just Fifteen More Minutes, Honest... (e2poll)
• More than dream?
• Our tomorrow starts today: one minute to midnight in Iraq
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• More bare shoulders than a week of WB programming
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• my life is more than this
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• More Human Than Human
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• More Than Meets The Eye - Part 1
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• More than he was willing to give
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• Your brain is a lot more intelligent than you are
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• Homosexuals are no more biological errors than heterosexuals are
• There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Before she started smoking
• Belief is nothing more than looking
• Television does more than rot your brain
• More Real Than Reality
• More Than Human
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• More than a conqueror
• Strippers make more money than prostitutes
• The Library Book
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• old books can tell more than one story
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• Religion is not benign, nor does it provoke more good than harm
• Are some species more important than others?
• You're more than welcome
• It is good enough. It is more than good enough.
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• more often than not
• Love is more complicated than Quantum Mechanics
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• More honoured in the breach than the observance
• The whole is greater than the sum of its parts
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• More Than A Carpenter
• Why the sun shines more brightly than the moon
• Why does Madonna earn more than a nurse?
• At the start of it, before the falling down

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