Findings:

• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• This is why we can't have nice things
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Local publications I picked up in Toronto
• Pick up artistry
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• we just can't give 'em away!
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• Her hair, tangled
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• pick up
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• But I have seen the sun just once
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• You can't have everything
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• just to have some human contact
• You just can't trust dinosaurs
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Pick up a tail
• Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• if I can't have silence
• 'just woke up' voice
• a dream is just a hand picked delusion
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Have you ever made a just man?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Letting the craft take its course, without looking back or any remorse of tasks left undone, just to have one day of fun.
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• How to pick up women
• The Pick Up Line
• Would you pick up a penny? (e2poll)
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I can't stand up for falling down
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• How to pick up Sheilas
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• there are some just can't take life easy
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• How to pick up men
• Too loud to pick up that flinch.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• pick up line
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• When you just can't win
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• People have fucked up before
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• you can't have it both ways
• You Can't Have Mary
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• because I have given up any care
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• Can't we all just get along?
• Come Pick Me Up
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I have made up a name for my disease
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Pick it up
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Watch whose money you pick up.
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• How to pick up a dime with a forklift
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
• find a penny, pick it up
• Baptist fear of dancing
• For God's sake, just have another election
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Carl Sagan threw down the gauntlet and Tyson picked it up and put it on.
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• I have just been shot
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• I can't wake up
• Pick up Sticks
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• staring up at the sky

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