Findings:

• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I am the very model of a newsgroup personality
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Another love. I am weary of the starts of things.
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• I Am Very Bothered
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Why I am neurotic about love
• I am an intricate puzzle and I love you
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• I am but higher
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• i know you are but what am i
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Vegetarian
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• A Sunny Place For Shady People: Summer Solstice, Santa Barbara Style, A Very Brady E2 Get-Together!
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• You say you love; but with a voice
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• For the love of God, I am not a female!
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• but don't take my word for it
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• But can a robot love.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• I am a mental construct in her head
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I am nothing but my sins
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
• it is for my mouth forever, i am in love with it.
• I am the very model of a Whiny Emo MySpace Whore
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I am the very model of a modern E2 editor
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Used book stores, I love you. I am unwilling to let you go.
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• I am the very model of a modern nerdy programmer
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am but a moth before your flame
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• I Am Loved
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Being a dickhead
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Love cookies
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I love you but I have to let you go
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• It is for my mouth forever, I am in love with it,
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty

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