Findings:

• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• All that I am and ever want to be
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• It will be good when I am leader
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• People smarter than I am.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I am blind when I want to be
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• The end will be a sellout
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Carl Everett
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• play dumb
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• So you want to be a star?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• All I ever wanted to be
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• On the comet there will be much pie
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• When I am stronger than now
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• the world will be remade in our image
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• So you wanna be a hacker
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• So mote it be
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• I am so an American
• what the fuck am I supposed to do?
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Will I be given that chance?
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• What it's like to be in love
• So you want to be a waitress
• Will I cease to be
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Be something... be anything other than this
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• I will always be weird inside
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Who Will Be There
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• You could be so delicious
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Marks which will never be broken
• The revolution will not be webcast
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I am so fucking happy
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• i am so random (user)
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• I Feel Taller Than I Am
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I am dumber than a rose
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• You're too young to be so old
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• so be it
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• all the cute guys will be there
• What life after death will really be like
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• node that will be my legacy
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• The revolution will not be televised
• Boys will be boys
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• Flax seeds will save your life
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• There will be time
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• You will be assimilated
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• So you want to be a DJ?
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I fear I will be nothing

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