Findings:

• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't call me white
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't call me Debbie
• kill him dead; don't call me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• call me garbage one more time
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• listen()
• They call me Engineer-khan
• Here's my number, call me
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• Don't tell me everything
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Just don't expect me to understand
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Don't call it San Fran
• Call me Anna
• Call Me Maybe
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Call me Fish Meal
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't tread on me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't Blame Me
• you don't call bullshit on Ptolemy.
• Society made me what I am
• Look at me, I am moving on
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• lord help me, for i am weak
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't call it burnout
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Please, Call me Honky
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• He called me Sarah once
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• customers don't trust me
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• They don't touch me the same way
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• They Don't Want Me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• My God, don't tempt me!
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't Pass Me By
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't let me die nervous
• Call me Hashmael
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• Take Me As I Am
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• why am i me, and you're you?
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Call Me Persephone
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Call if you need me
• it beckons me, the call to write
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Call Me Princess
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• he calls me girly (user)
• call me hiroshima
• he calls me monster
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• call me a poet
• Just call me fluffy
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't Give Me Names
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Doctors don't charge for phone calls
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.

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