Findings:

• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Could have beens, should have beens
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• i have been burning for so long
• Have you ever thought
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Have I mentioned I am gay today?
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Have you ever made a just man?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• I have always been burning
• I may or may not have been naked
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I could have been one of a two
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Have you been a dad today?
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I could have been Canadian
• He's been places they have not.
• Have You Ever Walked?
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• the only comfort we could ever have
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• All that I am and ever want to be
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• How could you ever have enough?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Khaled Islambouli
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• the hottest it has ever been
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The path we have been walking
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• What Might Have Been
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• What have you been smoking?
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I've been smoking ever since
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• The way things have always been done
• AES may have been broken
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• It could have been me
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I have just been shot
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Movies that should have been books first
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Names have been changed
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• you have never been safe
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• And All That Could Have Been
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• left with neither convenience nor liberty
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer

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