Findings:

• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Know That I Am Providence
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• i know you are but what am i
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• The city knows I'm leaving
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You Know What I'm Sayin'
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Know That I Am Providence; Sector B1
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• because I am only half of what you need
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• because i am scared of pain
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• I am too birdlike to really know peace
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• i just want to know who i am
• and now i am free
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Because I'm an adult
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I know more when I'm alone
• Drunk as a skunk
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I Am
• am
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG

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