Findings:
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- No one can be totally logical
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- There can be only one
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- No one can be in two places at once
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Can we still be friends?
- Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
- One need not be a chamber to be haunted
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- You're too young to be so old
- I am an army of one
- The Learning Channel
- Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
- I am addicted to TUMS
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- again, I am too young
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- We Can Be Together
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
- Be a model or just look like one
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- i am no one (user)
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- Exes can be good things
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- Be all that you can be
- I am blind when I want to be
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- TV can be a good thing
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Everything Can Be Beaten
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Knowledge can never be certain
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
- I am thinking of a number between one and ten
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- No One Knows Who I Am
- Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
- I am much too rough, much too edgy.
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- I am more than the impulse to be seen
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Children can be cruel
- I want to be sexy too!
- Too Shy to be Pretty
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- for i am a rain dog too
- Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- It can be cold in the dark
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Valour can be brown
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- One A.M.
- Just as I am, Without One Plea
- I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
- Angered about bias, I wrote a paper. I discovered that I too am biased.
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- The whole world is too busy, and I am hopelessly bound to my wonderment
- I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
- I am too birdlike to really know peace
- I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
- I am an IT Department of One.
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- It will be good when I am leader
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Can Am
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Too good to be true
- I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
- Any song can be a love song
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- This poem can be put off no longer
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- All that I am and ever want to be
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- I sometimes think I am too much
- murder can be fun
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- University students can be really stupid
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- You're too good to be human
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
- I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I am a minority of one
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- Why procrastination can be productive
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
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