Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I am against the cutting-up of conscious dogs for the same reason that I am in favour of the eating of dead turkeys"

• I walk triumphantly through a sea of dead things. I am their master.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• for i am a rain dog too
• I am your dog
• I am Ford's dog
• I am dog (user)
• this is not over and I am not dead
• When I am dead, my dearest
• Why I am Against the Death Penalty
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• I am Re (user)
• Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
• I am like you, an emotional amnesiac
• I am dreaming, therefore
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
• I am here to give you room I am here for your room I am your
• I Am Not Your Negro
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Dead dog walking
• Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
• A.M. Klein
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• 2 AM Walmart run
• The many people I am
• I am a sap
• Who am I? Who are you?
• Why I am not a Christian
• I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• I AM DRAGON (user)
• Pan Am WorldPort
• I Am the Cosmos
• I Feel Taller Than I Am
• Moonshine at 10 a.m.
• I am the Pilot
• Really, I am glad the romance is gone
• I am haunted by waters.
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I am sorry about the wings
• I am not expecting anything
• Society made me what I am
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• I am a watermelon
• Hurt, dark eyes and.. lost, I am lost
• I am the God of Static Electricity and Vibrators
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• For the love of God, I am not a female!
• I Am the Owl
• Haus am Checkpoint Charlie
• I say I am
• I am sitting in a room
• ams (user)
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• I Am A Strange Loop
• I am Jack's last stand
• Am am no prophet
• I am fat (user)
• It will be good when I am leader
• I am fine now
• I am densely packed with nuance and malice. Open carefully.
• I am an intricate puzzle and I love you
• Pisces/AM
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• The erotic tales of 'old McMurty': that weird kid's favourite dead dog
• Luke, I am your father
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
• Why I am not a smurf
• I am a rock
• I am a sexist
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• I am the Alpha and The Omega
• It is for my mouth forever, I am in love with it,
• I am a nodist
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• AM radio vs. ADSL
• I Am Humanoid
• I am no longer the youngest
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• St Anton am Arlberg
• The whole world is too busy, and I am hopelessly bound to my wonderment
• With you, I am fierce
• today i am blue crystal, transparent, knotted. today i am elegant sounds silent. today i am not words, i am not warm.
• I am not confident enough to refrain from responding
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• I am a coward.
• I am dumber than a rose
• i am an octopus in the shape of a man
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
• I think therefore I am
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I am not a hippie!
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am but a moth before your flame
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I am still so lost, I am
• I Am Loved
• I Am a Child of God
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• RC Pro Am
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• 3 am poem
• no more bitter. i am full.
• I Am Very Bothered
• Pan Am - The Sound of '70s
• I am holding you now
• I am sixteen
• I am a feminist because I support my family while my husband plays golf
• There's a democracy in my head, and I am outnumbered
• Starling, you were right. I am the jealous kind.
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• I am a professional, I am the CoffeeMan
• People smarter than I am.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• Who am I
• I am confused by many things...
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• Standard AM
• Why am I dancing alone?
• Am Arsch der Welt
• I am three, she said
• Whose servant am I?
• I am Sam
• 3:24 AM and drinking alone
• I am asleep
• I am able.
• I am in motion
• nevermind. nevermind. breathless, i am sudden.
• ignore the signs that I am dying
• I am no prophet
• I am too birdlike to really know peace
• I am densely packed with nuisance and malice. Open carefully.
• I Am a Blacklight Firefly of Electric Liquid Chaos
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• what am i here to do?
• How to win a hot dog eating contest
• I am that I am
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I am Jane
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• When I am an old man
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• Am I This Or Not?
• Look at me, I am moving on
• I am Not Poisoned
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I am a paedophile
• Pan Am Metroport
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• this is what I am doing with the silence
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I am the Law!
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• I Am You
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does

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