Findings:
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- I am so an American
- I am an American mutt
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Actually
- I actually, um, created, um, thefez
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- Money is actually Magic Points
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Breaking the law without actually breaking the law
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- For you see, we are all living in a jar of Tang!
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- This is what Scientologists actually believe
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- No one actually cares.
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- I Am
- Frankfurt am Main
- am
- .am
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Luke, I am your father
- 3 A.M. Eternal
- Pan American Games
- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Am I happy?
- I think therefore I am
- I am not making this up
- Who am I?
- You Am I
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- I am a fish
- Why I am neurotic about love
- AMM
- I am a rape survivor
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
- What am I, chopped liver?
- I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
- Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
- Texas A&M University
- I am not a hippie!
- I am not a hacker
- I am not a big sister anymore
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- Society made me what I am
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- I am scared
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- Why I am not a smurf
- I am that I am
- Things I am not ashamed of
- Am I The Antichrist?
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- When am I an adult?
- I am Canadian
- Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- I am well. And you?
- A.M. Klein
- I am happy
- I am not a geek
- I am pointing a gub at you
- 8:16 AM
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- Why I am a Lucy Stoner
- I do not fit in; I am not alone
- I am stretched on your grave
- I am not a mind reader
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- AM radio
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I am yours
- The Learning Channel
- I am in you
- I am a little world made cunningly
- I am afraid of permanence
- I am a rock
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- I am not a babysitter
- BQN: I am. - Prologue
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- I am now a college graduate
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
- Why I am no longer a journalist
- Who am I
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
- I am wrong
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- I am a wicked child
- Hello. My name is c--- and I am a recovering goth.
- I am no longer an EDB refugee
- I am a clown
- I am a sexist
- I am Jane
- I know you are, but what am I?
- Behold! I am a muppet psychic
- I am invisible
- I am a minority of one
- R.E.M. ordering breakfast at Denny's at 3 AM
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