Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I actually say lolwut aloud when I'm at home or with my nerd friends. I've been on the internet for too long."

• You know you've been away from home too long
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• I've been a woman for too long
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• I've been dead a long time
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• Since I've Been Loving You
• At Home Or Abroad And Anywhere In Between
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Heil Honey, I'm Home!
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• Internet Friend (user)
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• I've got more than enough to eat at home
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• What to do when your husband comes home
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in this for the long haul
• How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I've been trying to count the stars
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• Letter from a good friend long far-flung
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• I’ve been completed
• Come strong or stay home
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• I walk around when I'm high
• When Papa Bear comes home
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• it's been a long time
• I've frequently not been on boats
• i have been burning for so long
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I've been waiting forever
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• random internet friend
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• I've been crowned the king of it
• I'm Going Home
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Take the Long Way Home
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I'm coming home, I promise
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• When Chris Came Home
• When The King Comes Home
• Women want me when I'm taken
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm Too Sexy
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• It hasn't been so long, but
• I've been on the net (user)
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I've Been Tired
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• A book has always been my best friend
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• Why I've never been ice skating
• I've been searching
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• I've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I've been working on my homework
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
• When impressing friends with food
• I've been expecting you
• Letter to a good friend long far-flung
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I'm looking for a friend
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• When I left home
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Recommend to a Friend or a Colleague
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island, or, The Friends of Dr. Rushower
• I've been here for 5 hours
• Long Journey Home
• Go big or go home
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Too close to home
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend

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